→ Your favorite interview moment ► ‘That’s your ass? I’m so sorry’
How did he not notice the difference between their asses
Because Jeremy’s ass is as amazing as Scarlett’s.
Fact
(via positive--th0ughts)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via positive--th0ughts)
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
(via teenagers-are-silly)
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
(via arachnidphobos)
talking to people in your dreams is crazy. if you listen to what they say you’ll find they are speaking from the deepest part of you.
(via 930310)
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
(via curlyhair-dimples)
Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
hahahahah!
(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via nomilishous)
